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Playing in traffic sounded fun when we were young, but now as an adult we understand why we were told that! Yikes.

Do you have a love for space? What about Mars? This is the mission for you!

"The sun cooks better than my wife!"

Dear Summer in East Texas, Can we talk? I have concerns about where our relationship is going.

This may mean I'm officially stodgy and boring. But honestly, I just don't care.

Which of these have you experienced first hand? Or have you encountered all of these East Texas sightings?

TikTok Creator deerstandcowboy has given us a video that shows us what East Texas Towns sound like.

Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

I flipped on the light. To my horror, I saw my tomatoes had been mangled in the night. This was the doing of 'Jasper, the yellow peril.' *cue dramatic music*

Ready to embrace a "winter body?" Wanna give up on improving health and keeping risk factors lower? (Yes, I jest.)

Life can be unsettling as it is. Personally, I'd rather surprise people with pizza. Not panic.

You might as well call me "Karen" because I want to speak to a manager! Y'all got me clutching my invisible pearls over here. Chili is supposed to have BEANS in it! If you are allergic or hate beans in general, then, of course, this debate is not for you. Keep on scrolling.