
The Feds Now Banning Beloved Funny Road Signs in Texas
Texans have a healthy sense of humor. During our road trips, we like reading signs asking us to slow down or buckle up, but in a funny way.
The message not only gives us a giggle, but it's effective. Our wonderful federal government doesn't have the same sense of humor that we do.
The Feds are Banning Funny Road Signs
You can see them all up and down interstate highways and major highways across Texas. These Large digital signs are set up to share important road information, Amber Alerts, and more.
If it's a slow news day, they'll display some clever sayings that remind us to ease off the gas pedal, buckle up, or watch for road crews. The problem is, even though these signs do make us think about how we're driving, the federal government isn't laughing because they're a bunch of fuddy-duddys.
U.S. Federal Highway Administration
The unfunny folks at the U.S. Federal Highway Administration have given states until 2026 to stop using pop culture references, clever wording, or being laugh-out-loud funny with their road signs (KHOU). The reasoning is that they believe the signs can be misunderstood or worse distracting to drivers.
Oh, and it took a 1,100-page manual to explain the ban.
Some signs have gone viral including "Use Yah Blinkah," "Turn Signals, the Original Instant Messenger," "Texting and Driving? Oh Cell No" or "Speeding Leads to the Dark Side" among hundreds of others. We have enough of a sense of humor to understand what these signs are saying, our federal government does not.
Sad to See Them Go
So yeah, as we embark on road trips in 2026 and beyond, we won't be able to get a good giggle from those road signs while traveling along the interstate. Boo!

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