Things You Won’t (and Shouldn’t) Hear a Man Say [VIDEO]

"I would much rather have a Chihuahua instead of a German shepherd.", and, "We really should send them a holiday card.", are words that no man should ever utter.  Actually, there's a whole list of things you probably won't ever hear a man say, and we've found it.

I know there are a lot of videos going around right now that based on things that people say, but I thought this one was a little funnier than some of the others I've seen.  Oh, and if you've said more than 3 of these things, you might need to turn in your man card.

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