I don't even like wine and I would apply for this position. Yes, this is a real job offer to live at a California winery, rent free, and get paid $10,000 a month for a year.
It will be the same palette-pleasing wine, but the size of the container will be changing. Instead of buying a large bottle, you'll be able to buy a much smaller container that's easier to polish off all by yourself.
If you've grown to love perusing the Rose City Farmers' Market and have been somewhat bummed by the coming seasonal hiatus, prepare to be as excited as I am.
Sip & Shop Texas offers unique excursions like getaways for the girls, recurring tours of the East Texas wine trail, and even trips to see the Texas Rangers!
If you've never considered hoarding, this may change your mind. The price of olive oil and cheese could be going up soon by quite a bit, so you may want to stock up now.