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Anything a man can do, a woman can do better. Especially if it’s looking sexy while smoking a cigar. Perhaps one of the manliest of acts, the cigar looks just as good in the hands of these women. Smoke if you’ve got ‘em.

Meet Emily Laser, a SuicideGirl who gets happy at the sight of drag queens, spends her free time painting and hates not being around her dog. Paint us ‘happy’ to see her.

Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.

A cleaning service in Washington, cleverly named Dust Bunnys (WACKA WACKA), offers house cleaning services by women in lingerie.

Meet Adria, a SuicideGirl who is up for an open relationship, doesn’t smoke or drink and feels she defies categories. Sorry guys, she is looking for a woman right now. Unless you can convince her otherwise.

Time for another edition of Twitter Girl of the Week!  This week we have Latin cutie - Melanie Rios.  Unfortunately there is not much information on Melanie - other than the fact that she likes to take smokin' hot pics of herself and post the to her Twitter account!  More after the jump.

Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math.

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand.

Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.

Playboy Cyber Girl Cassandra Dawn likes to hypnotize men with her…voice. Inspired by the sirens in Greek mythology, this seductress knows the real way to a man’s heart is through his ears.

Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah.

Meet Lylie, a 21-year-old British SuicideGirl who says she loves naughty words in English and a good guitar solo and that she can’t live without a bed. We’re sure there’s plenty of men who’d love to let you share theirs, Lylie!