Chris Illuminati

Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.

Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.

Kate Upton is in ‘The Three Stooges’ movie and we only know that because we’ve watched the commercial more than we’ve actually watched the original Three Stooges films. Overkill? As Curly put it… “SOYTENLY!”

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

Good Morning Miss Bliss! That was the name of ‘Saved By The Bell’ before it was…oh forget it, long story, but congratulations to the lovely Brit Bliss on winning last week’s ‘Babe of the Week’ voting.

Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.

Are you lazy? Do you not want to deal with the fuss of breaking up with your significant other? Do you want to drop a blatant hint without having a three-hour conversation about the relationship? Here is a list of six movies to aid you in the process of breaking up with a girl.

Cienna Broughton is a professional model from the United Kingdom.

Meet Beasley, an 18-year-old model from Boulder, Colorado. She is willing to do almost anything for modeling, except shave her head. A gal has to draw the line someplace.

Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.

Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’ Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...