dumb criminals

Tattoos are neat pieces of art but are not necessarily the best thing to do to your face. They don't make you very smart, either, as is the case with this Houston criminal.

Bye Felisha.....

The pair used super glue to match the winning numbers

So you rob a dude on the street. Not cool, man. You get hungry and order some food to be delivered. Ok, we all gotta eat. You use the stolen phone to order said food and are caught. Yeah, you're a special kind of stupid.

People that try to steal are the worst. It's nice when karma pays them a visit.

Dennis Lalime is going to have a tough time showing his (unmade-up face) around town.

Perhaps the only thing worse than getting in trouble with the law is getting in trouble with your parents.

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

Criminals are funny sometimes, because in the heat of the moment they can become disoriented when fleeing the scene don't really realize where an exit is!

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday. The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up. Way up.

The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His conversation was so engrossing that he didn't even care that she had a gun.