We've barely digested the pumpkin spice, and now they want us to think about Christmas shopping? Really. But getting a jump now will help ensure the hottest gifts won't sell out on you.
Walmart and Target were among the first to announce they would be closed on Thanksgiving Day, and others are adding their names to the list as we speak.
So wait, there won't be a Black Friday stampede this year? I guess the idea of people getting trampled and contracting coronavirus at the same time isn't ideal.