I Know You Love Texas, But Do You Love Texas, This Much?
I guess these days you can get just about anything you want, if you're willing to pay the price.
What if I told you that you could honor the Lone Star State in a very inexpensive, but super-flashy kind of way.
When I was younger i got on a mailing list for the coolest stuff. It was all cool novelty items. I didn't have a lot of money but I saved until I could afford what I thought was the coolest thing in the catalog, a fake bundle of dynamite with a digital clock that really told time on it. I know that may seem a little silly to you, but again, back then it wasn't so easy to get cool, unique stuff.
This kind of got me thinking about the deep love some people have for Texas. Yes, a lot of us love Texas, but some people really kick it up a notch. It's for these folks I present the ultimate salute to the Lone Star State.
That's a whole lot of Texas for $39.99, isn't it? Before we move on though, something is bothering me. How are you going to have that many Texas bathroom accessories and not have Texas towels?
Yes, that's a whole lot of towel, but you're willing to make sacrifices, right? I tried to take this one further, and find you a nice Texas-themed toilet brush holder, but I ended up sadly disappointed. I hope you'll settle for this novelty boot: