Apple recently released a couple of commercials for the iPhone 4S and its Siri feature. Why? We have no idea. The pair of spots feature Samuel L. Jackson and everyone’s favorite Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel, though they never appear together. That’s unfortunate because you can’t find two diametrically opposed personalities. That needs to be a movie ASAP. Wouldn’t mind a sequel to Black Snake Moan or some derivative thereof. Zooey in dirty and tattered. No-brainer.

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And in case you were all downtrodden for getting trolled, here’s the real one.

And here’s Zooey Deschanel’s version: