Recently, a Russian fellow named Sam Nickles touched the breasts of 1,000 different women, for a total haul of 2,000 boobs felt.

Why? Well, he claims he’s doing it for Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, because Putin is too busy with state affairs and being married to go out and touch potential voters in that manner. (Look, we’re just reporting what Nickles says.)

The thousand lovely young ladies in the video seem to have been forewarned that Nickles is about to swoop in with both hands blazing, or it would have been a different kind of video. Check it out below.

[via BuzzFeed]