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Best Lap Dance Fails – Our Top 5 [NSFW]

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Because we can — we took an hour to look up the top 5 best lap dance fails. We have to say that is rather disturbing to see the guy on guy lap dances so we didn't share them with you. You have to see our number one voted lap dance fail — she is hot — but needs to educate herself on remedial physics. Who doesn't love a poll dance — we have to respect their ability — we also agree that pole dancing should be an Olympic sport!

 
Because we can — we took an hour to look up the top 5 best lap dance fails. We have to say that is rather disturbing to see the guy on guy lap dances so we didn't share them with you. You have to see our number one voted lap dance fail — she is hot — but needs to educate herself on remedial physics. Who doesn't love a poll dance — we have to respect their ability — we also agree that Pole Dancing should be an Olympic sport!
5

Pinned To The Wall

Poor guy looks trapped by this impromptu “Wall Dance”
 

 
We know — we know — big girls need love too– but we don't want to be pinned to the wall by one. Heck we may take one home with us but we REALLY DO wait for the bar to empty out so that no one sees us going home with them. (yeah we are pigs after all.)

 
4

Clementine & Tangerine Fall Off The Tree

We were embarrassed for these girls wearing orange “body suits” — so not “do-able!”
 

 
Wahaha! That's awesomely hilarious. First the aspect that we were watching both “clementine and tangerine” strutting their stuff, but then also the wonderfully embarrassing ending as well!

 
3

Epic Fail Pole Crash

Confirming Pole Dancing should be an Olympic Sport!
 

 
Wait — Wait for it — at about 2:12 is where the “fail” occurs. Really does this chick know this is going to happen — she doesn't smile or even look like she is having fun — heck if we wanted to see some one pissed off we would go talk to our girlfriends/wives!

 
2

Totally SYCK Lap Dance Fail

What can I say “Jello Shots are The Devil's Work!”
 

 
For those of you new to the bar scene take our word for it — DO NOT over do the jello shots they hit your stomach and bounce right back out. We highly recommend giving the dancer a tip with money — you're totally not going to get any action puking on the chick!

 
1

Tila Go Boom!

Oh Tila — we want you to come into our studio!
 

 
Tila's face is hot & her body is smokin'! But unfortunately baby need to study her physics. Example: Sitting on highest point on back of chair, without equal weight distribution on front of chair, means Tila go boom!

 

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