Have we been singing ‘Baby Got Back’ wrong all these years? Aren’t the lyrics “when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face YOU GET SPRUNG?” Our fault. We’ll stop yelling “YOU GET SPRUNG” this very moment unless we’re referring to jail breaks and trampoline mishaps.

Perhaps these are lyrics from the alternate B-side version titled “Baby got back (and it is a back that should be celebrated, not ogled or fondled inappropriately or given a nickname like ‘Connie Caboose’ or the ‘second-face’ because that’s just degrading to every woman.)” That was never a hit for Sir Mix-a-Lot. We aren’t sure why. Music is a crazy business.