You’ll Never Guess What Derek Jeter Gives His One-Night Stands
Future Hall of Fame Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter’s personal life has come under the spotlight recently but this new story proves he is one of the all-time greats and it’s got nothing to do with baseball.
The New York Post is reporting that Jeter has been hooking up with multiple, no doubt ridiculously hot, girls since his split with the gorgeous Minka Kelly. Hot girls love Derek Jeter? Stop the presses! The newsworthy part of this story is the manner in which Jeter gives those one night flings the ol’ heave ho.
Apparently after a night of Sweet-Jeet love, ‘the Captain’ sends them packing via the secret back exit of his apartment building away from the flashbulbs of the paparazzi. Jeter leaves a gift basket in the back of the car with a slew of autographed memorabilia as tokens of his affection so the ladies don’t go home empty handed.
The usually guarded Jeter slipped up recently when his usual routine was compromised: he gave one young lady the same gift twice because he forgot that he had hooked up with her earlier this year. That’s an E-6 for those scoring at home.
Come on dude, that’s bush league. Our suggestion would be to mix it up a little bit and have a new gift basket each month. Maybe throw in autographed stuff from other teammates. Possibly be a team player and just let them have AJ Burnett. Kidding. The Yankees can’t give that dude away.
[Via NY Post]