Me and sweet-cheeks (wife) were watching some Ted Talks the other night when this one came on. As we were waiting for it to load I was thinking, "This is gonna be stupid." Not! The title is "How To Tie Your Shoes."

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot ... who the heck doesn't know how to tie their shoe and admits it? I have found that most of the Ted Talks are really smart and you can learn stuff about things. I said can! So here, learn how to tie your shoes:

So, there it is.  Now you know how to tie your shoes.  Don't you feel smarter and somehow a little like an idiot all at the same time. It's like when that projectile hot pocket cheese attacks the most sensitive part of your face.  Surprise, sucka! At any rate, it's good to know things. It's good to know what we don't know so that we can go out and find out. It's not just us. Remember, Pluto was a planet up until a few years ago and now, not so much.

Now, go forth and learnify.