I don't even like wine and I would apply for this position. Yes, this is a real job offer to live at a California winery, rent free, and get paid $10,000 a month for a year.
If there's one thing I love, it's to make fun of stupid criminals. This one comes out of California as a woman who stole a U-Haul got it stuck in a car wash.
It's the time when we have to worry about those loathsome thieves who like to take our packages. However, one California man learned his porch pirate was not human, but of the furry, four legged kind.