Snake Bites Man on Penis While Using the Bathroom
The next time you stumble out of bed at 3 a.m. to go to the John I bet you'll remember this: An Israeli man was bitten on the penis while relieving himself.
Apparently the nonpoisonous snake found its way into the toilet and was disturbed by the sudden rain showers. According to www.ynetnews.com, "The man claimed to have seen the snake before it slithered down the toilet, and according to him the snake was very small."
That's what the snake said.
At any rate, the moral of the story is: LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAK!