“If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,” announced Santorum.

You can read more about this satirical, tongue in cheek  story at The Tyranny of Tradition, who also jokingly says, "In a recent Gallup Poll, 87 percent of Republican voters think  'the demented bloodlust of teenagers caused entirely by heavy metal music,' is a problem in this country."

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