Brazilian Woman Wins Right to Masturbate at Work
Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and - and apparently very real - medical condition called "compulsion orgasmic," which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence.
The need for constant self-gratification obviously presents problems in the workplace, but a Brazilian judge has made the 36-year-old's life easier by ruling that the accounting firm she works for must allow her to masturbate at her desk for up to 15 minutes every two hours.
And if that isn't going to be enough of a distraction, the judge also decreed that Silvares will be allowed to watch erotic images on her computer during her 15-minute sessions of self-love.