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Mindy Kelley — Babe of the Day
A stunning brunette with hazel eyes, Mindy Kelley is a 26-year-old model from Seattle, Wash. She could be the best export from the Pacific Northwest since the SuperSonics left to become the Thunder. Seriously, if Kevin Durant had met Mindy Kelley, he might have refused to move to Oklahoma City...
This Weekend In Sports: The 2013 NCAA Final Four and More
The NCAA's Final Four kicks off in Atlanta on Saturday, and several key NBA games are slated for Sunday. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Girl Hit In Face With Home Run Ball After Guy Jumps Away
This is no way to win a woman's heart (or protect her face).
2013 NCAA Tournament — Final Four Preview
Four teams remain alive in the 2013 NCAA tournament field. The 2013 Final Four pits the odds-on favorite against a Cinderella and a beast from the Big East against the Big 10's last remaining entrant.
Jelena Kostic — Babe of the Day
A 25-year-old model from Chicago, Jelena Kosticis a graduate of DePaul University where she majored in political science. A part-time model for several years, Kostic is only now beginning to put more effort into her career now that her classwork is finished...
Florida beats Florida Gulf Coast, 62-50 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
The Florida Gators are back in the Elite Eight after beating Florida Gulf Coast on Friday.
Duke beats Michigan State, 71-61 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Duke will play for a chance to go to the Final Four on Sunday.
Michigan Upsets Kansas, 87-85 (OT) — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Michigan rallied to stun Kansas in the South Regional on Friday.
Louisville Beats Oregon, 77-69 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Top-seeded Louisville continued on its march to the Final Four by beating Oregon on Friday.
New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
Urine-Powered Video Games Coming to Minor League Park
Interested in pissing away your summer? Head to a Lehigh Valley IronPigs game.
Johnny Manziel Shuts Down His Twitter Account
You won't find Johnny Football @ Twitter anymore.