Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Lunar [PICTURES]
Meet Lunar, a SuicideGirl who loves the Old Spice guy, wants to do it ‘Sims Style’ and lost her virginity on a boat.
Christina Evangeline — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Christina Evangeline is a model and, as of a few weeks ago, now Mrs. Kenan Thompson.
Anna Kournikova — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Today’s crush, Anna Kournikova, was a professional tennis player that has used her good looks to become one a worldwide brand, even though she never won a singles tennis title and retired years ago.
Women of the American Music Awards 2011 — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Nicky Minaj, Taylor Swift and the rest of the women of music lit up the California sky last night at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Praesepe [PICTURES]
Meet Praesepe, a SuicideGirl who admits to being a total stoner, hates meringue and chooses her favorite position based on the temperature.
Playboy’s Most Iconic Blondes — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
In the December issue of the magazine, Playboy named the 50 most iconic blondes of all time in its ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ pictorial. We aren’t sure if gents prefer blondes, because when it comes to beautiful women, we tend to not be that picky.
Kat Dennings — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kat Dennings is basically everywhere — on TV, in movies and probably on buses and billboards all around your town.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Chad [PICTURES]
Meet Chad, a SuicideGirl who loves making art, hates to see people leave and can’t live without her laptop.
Franceska Jaimes — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Sexy Colombian model Franceska Jaimes is known for her shapely body and killer looks. She was married to adult film star Nacho Vidal for six weeks.
Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola of ‘Jersey Shore’ is a lot of things. One thing she isn’t is humble, but that’s a good thing.
Esther Baxter — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Esther Baxter, better known as Ms. Freek-A-Leek, has appeared in some of the biggest hip hop and R&B videos of the last few years.
Brooklyn Decker — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
We all know Brooklyn Decker. She’s been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and even worked with Victoria’s Secret.