Many useful machines have been invented, and, one would think that a time machine would be the best machine a person could invent. How very wrong. Clearly, the best machine ever invented is this all-in-one breakfast machine. Say good-bye to Jimmy Dean and drive-thrus and hello to breakfast bliss.

We know you think your microwave is an all-in-one breakfast making machine, but we’re not talking about a frozen sandwich that came out of a box. We’re talking about a full-on, eggs, toast, bacon and coffee breakfast. The kind you would have woken up to every day if June Cleaver had been your mom. The kind of breakfast all perfect days begin with.

The Nostalgia Electrics Retro Series 3-in-1 Breakfast Station has everything you need to make every morning the best morning ever. There’s a pot for making coffee, a toaster oven for making delicious toast and a small griddle for cooking up savory eggs and bacon. To top it all off, it has a charming retro diner design, so you’ll feel like a short order cook named Mel cooked it up and had Flo bring it to your table, complete with a sassy attitude.

If you didn’t get the ‘Leave it to Beaver’ reference you sure ain’t getting the ‘Alice’ reference. Just eat your breakfast.

[via Failblog]