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Man Accidentally Gets Locked Inside Women's Prison
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Man Accidentally Gets Locked Inside Women’s Prison

Imagine taking a lovely stroll through the park when, all of a sudden, you realize you've accidentally made your way onto the grounds of a women's prison.

Such is the tale of an unfortunate 24-year-old man in Germany, who told police that he was already locked within the prison's confines before he knew what was happening.

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Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
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Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help

These days, everyone's counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem.

The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs.

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Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
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Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail

The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.

As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.

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Man Wearing Cow Costume Steals Milk From Walmart
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Man Wearing Cow Costume Steals Milk From Walmart

A Virginia man was arrested after allegedly stealing 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart while wearing a cow suit and crawling on all fours.

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Professor Hires Lap Dancers for University Symposium
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Professor Hires Lap Dancers for University Symposium

Jack Rappaport, an assistant professor of management at La Salle University in Philadelphia, allegedly hired three strippers to perform at a student event.

Students paid $150 to attend the symposium, for which they received school credit. Willing students received lap dances from the strippers, as did Rappaport.

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Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn
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Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn

Getting caught looking at Internet porn can be embarrassing, but it's rarely a big deal. Unless of course you're a member of a political party railing against pornography.

An Indonesian member of parliament was caught downloading an X-rated video from the Internet. Mr. Arifinto hastily resigned after his screen was photographed during a parliamentary session. He'd previously spearheaded Indonesia's 2008 anti-porn bill.

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Worst Voicemail Apology Ever NSFW (Expliced)

OMG!  This is the funniest/worst voice-mail ever left.  This guy left this incredibly funny yet totally WRONG on so many levels on a complete strangers v/m.  Really -- this is some crazy stuff -- does he honestly think this is an apology?

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"Racist" Juror Sentenced to Life (Well, For Now)
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“Racist” Juror Sentenced to Life (Well, For Now)

A Brooklyn woman called to serve jury duty in the death penalty trial of New York city mob boss Vincent Basciano may not have been being entirely honest when she wrote in her jury questionnaire that the people she least admired were "African-Americans, Hispanics and Haitians," and that police officers are "lazy."

It isn't uncommon for potential jurors to put offensive statements in their questionnaire in hopes that will get them disqualified from the trial, and Juror 799 was removed from the Basciano case.

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The Week’s Best Viral Videos: Talking Babies, Drunk Dials and More

It was another big week for viral videos, in which the Internet introduced us to everything from an embarrassing drunk dial, to a proposal on live television to a brand-new music video from superstar Katy Perry.

We also saw a few baby videos go viral, both good and bad. The good: a so-cute-its-adorable video of two twin babies having a conversation, which launched into a popular Internet trend. The bad: Well, we'll let tennis pro David Ferrer's actions do the talking (see below).

We've pulled together 12 of the most talked about viral videos from the week. Watch them all now. (Trust us: Your job can wait.)

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Obama-Robber Finally Caught
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Obama-Robber Finally Caught

To remain unrecognized while nabbing loads of cash from various banks across Upper Austria, a man, nicknamed the "Obama-robber," donned one of the world's most recognized faces. He began robbing banks in 2008 and, in 2009, began wearing a Barack Obama mask for each robbery.

On Thursday, the man was finally arrested.

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Almost Mailed Puppy – Owner Won’t Get it Back

The four-month-old Schnauzer-poodle mix named Guess was put in a cardboard box with no food, water nor air holes and was nearly mailed to Georgia last month before it was caught by postal workers. Postal authorities predicted that the dog would have died from suffocation or exposure due to the pressure in a cargo plane. I wonder if she used one of the "Flat Rate" boxes -- more after the jump.

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Worst Way To Avoid The Boot
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Worst Way To Avoid “The Boot”

A British driver came up with a unique solution when he found a boot placed on his steering wheel by cops -- he set the car on fire!

Scott Smithers, who admitted to being a wee bit intoxicated at the time, initially tried to cut the device off with an axe

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