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Man Accidentally Gets Locked Inside Women’s Prison
Imagine taking a lovely stroll through the park when, all of a sudden, you realize you've accidentally made your way onto the grounds of a women's prison.
Such is the tale of an unfortunate 24-year-old man in Germany, who told police that he was already locked within the prison's confi…
Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
These days, everyone's counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem.
The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs.
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.
As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.
Professor Hires Lap Dancers for University Symposium
Jack Rappaport, an assistant professor of management at La Salle University in Philadelphia, allegedly hired three strippers to perform at a student event.
Students paid $150 to attend the symposium, for which they received school credit. Willing students received lap dances from the strippers, as d…
Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn
Getting caught looking at Internet porn can be embarrassing, but it's rarely a big deal. Unless of course you're a member of a political party railing against pornography.
An Indonesian member of parliament was caught downloading an X-rated video from the Internet. Mr. Arifinto hastily resigned after…
Worst Voicemail Apology Ever NSFW (Expliced)
OMG!  This is the funniest/worst voice-mail ever left.  This guy left this incredibly funny yet totally WRONG on so many levels on a complete strangers v/m.  Really -- this is some crazy stuff -- does he honestly think this is an apology?
“Racist” Juror Sentenced to Life (Well, For Now)
A Brooklyn woman called to serve jury duty in the death penalty trial of New York city mob boss Vincent Basciano may not have been being entirely honest when she wrote in her jury questionnaire that the people she least admired were "African-Americans, Hispanics and Haitians," and that p…
Obama-Robber Finally Caught
To remain unrecognized while nabbing loads of cash from various banks across Upper Austria, a man, nicknamed the "Obama-robber," donned one of the world's most recognized faces. He began robbing banks in 2008 and, in 2009, began wearing a Barack Obama mask for each robbery.
On …
Almost Mailed Puppy – Owner Won’t Get it Back
The four-month-old Schnauzer-poodle mix named Guess was put in a cardboard box with no food, water nor air holes and was nearly mailed to Georgia last month before it was caught by postal workers. Postal authorities predicted that the dog would have died from suffocation or exposure due to the press…
Worst Way To Avoid “The Boot”
A British driver came up with a unique solution when he found a boot placed on his steering wheel by cops -- he set the car on fire!
Scott Smithers, who admitted to being a wee bit intoxicated at the time, initially tried to cut the device off with an axe...