It’s not the McRib. It’s worse. It’s the creamy bacon donut. Thankfully, it’s a homemade concoction and not available in any restaurants. Yet.

The early ticket to death’s door is made up of bacon, cream, blueberries, pineapple pieces and strawberries in between a glazed donut. Don’t let all that fruit fool you, it’s just there to make it seem like the sandwich has some nutritional qualities.

We suggest washing it down with a Friendly’s Fribble or that chalky drink the doctor gives you right before a colonoscopy.

[Via Foodbeast]