You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.

For example, this dude, who isn’t going to win any company safety awards any time soon.

After this incident he was probably never allowed to drive the forklift again. It’s the only fun part of the job and it was taken away because he accidentally incapacitated a fellow coworker with a shag carpet.