In our perfect little world, Carol Brady never had a sexually-transmitted disease. But Florence Henderson, the actress who played her, certainly did.

Henderson went into excruciating detail on ‘The Talk’ about a one-night stand she had with former New York City mayor John Lindsay that resulted in a case of the crabs.

If that isn’t enough to destroy all your fond ‘Brady Bunch’ memories, we don’t know what is. Check out the clip below:

[The Talk]