We like to think we're pretty funny, despite what our significant others/mothers/everyone we know says. Some people just don't know how to appreciate a well-crafted joke. "You're so corny," and "that's horrifically un-funny" are just funny ways of saying "I love you," as far as we're concerned.Though most women would list sense of humor as one of the most attractive qualities a mate can have, cracking a joke when a babe's around can be risky, because it's all-too-easy for us to come off as the creepy, offensive dude.That's why we like to keep things simple and non-offensive, which usually translates to really bad jokes. Funny thing about bad jokes is, though we've heard a countless number of them, we can never seem to remember more than two at a time.

Luckily, this master jokester has got us covered. By 'master jokester' we mean he knows a lot of terrible, groan-inducing one-liners, which he delivers faster than a Micro-Machines commercial monologue -- the guy spits out 53 awful jokes in just four minutes. From now on, you have zero excuses -- this guy has set you up for life.