Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her Car
This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Be a Gluttonous Pig
Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.
This Haunted House Was So Terrifying You Needed to Sign a Waiver to Get In
There's scary. Then, there's this.
Woman Sues Because She Didn’t Get Enough Junior Mints
This woman has had her fill of not having her fill.
Boy Swallows Party Horn, Toots Every Time He Breathes
This kid is the life of the party.
Reporter Interviews Chatty Man Who Knows Everything About Hurricane Irma
We all know about Hurricane Irma, but this guy *really* knows about Hurricane Irma.
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)
These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.
‘Ventriloquist’ Dad Uses Bewildered Baby As a Dummy
This kid isn't quite ready for show business.
Couple Names Baby ‘Eclipse’ in Honor of Historic Celestial Event
These new parents really got into the spirit of Monday's eclipse.
Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up 13 Years Later — Around a Carrot
Call it a one-carrot diamond.
Skateboarding Dog Will Make You Forget How Crazy the World Is
Feeling stressed about the news? Let this pup take your worries away.