Chris Illuminati
Kellie Pickler — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Country singer Kellie Pickler first popped up on our radar during the fifth season of ‘American Idol’ where she eventually finished in sixth place. Yes, we watched Idol back then, because everyone did and we can’t handle peer pressure very well...
Does Dolly Parton Age Backwards? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Now hang on just a second, before you throw a coffee mug at your computer monitor, hear us out — Dolly Parton looks ridiculously good for a woman her age.
Niki Dalessio — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Niki Dalessio is a dancer, choreographer and actress who was the ‘East Coast Captain Morganette of the Year’ in 2011. She is a huge Philly sports fan who owns her own entertainment & promotional company.
Vanessa Paradis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Vanessa Paradis is a French singer, model and actress who became a child star at 14 with a hit song named ‘Joe le taxi’ which translates into English as…prepare to be dazzled…’Joe The Taxi Driver.’ We didn’t even have to look that up! We know. ‘Le impressive.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Ipsa [PICTURES]
Meet Ipsa, a SuicideGirl from the Czech Republic who loves making dreads, friends and finds happiness in chocolate.
Carla Marie Cressy — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carla Marie Cressy is a model, actress and promo girl that has appeared in Nuts and Zoo magazines and has had roles in three feature films. She looks fantastic in knee high socks but we’re not sure if that’s listed on her resume. It should be. Probably under ‘Qualifications.’
Shera Bechard — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Miss November 2010 Shera Bechard can add a very interesting piece of information to her Playboy resume — she is the girlfriend of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pia [PICTURES]
Meet Pia, a SuicideGirl that loves tea just as much as she loves weed. Although, she can’t live without weed.
Brooklyn Decker Looks Sensational Even With Giant Condom on Her Head — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
It takes an incredibly confident and sexy woman to pull of a hat like the satellite dish model Brooklyn Decker is sporting in these photos from the Magic Millions thoroughbred horserace in Australia.
Ashlee Adams — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ashlee Adams was the 2011 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year. She is a tattooed glamour model and self-proclaimed party-girl who loves “footy, Xbox and traveling.”
Leah Francis — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Leah Francis is a UK glamour model that has appeared in Zoo and Nuts magazines.
Briohny Smyth — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The ‘Crush of the Day’ is typically famous actresses, models and people that make the cover of at least one gossip mag a month. Today’s crush, Briohy Smyth is sort-of an actress and is also kind of a model. She does appear on television and in ads. She is a yoga instructor with probably the hottest commercial for anything, ever. Ever.