Chris Illuminati
Photos of Women Kissing Trophies Fascinate Us — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
It’s fun to watch women playing sports but the best part is at the end of competition when the camera pans in very close to give everyone a good look at the ladies.
Mikaela James — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Lithuanian-born Mikaela James says her best asset is her personality.
Veronica Ricci is the ‘Babe of the Day’ [PICTURES]
Veronica Ricci has been in Penthouse magazine, appeared in several magazines and videos and has one of the hottest Twitter accounts around.
Jessica-Jane Clement — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica-Jane Clement is an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who has appeared on several UK television shows and in magazines like Loaded and Nuts.
Brooke Banx — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Brooke Banx is a Texas born blonde bombshell that has appeared on countless websites and in magazines including FHM, Status and on the front cover of America Curves magazine.
Jaime Edmondson — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jaime Edmondson is a former Playmate and sports blogger. She’s appeared on ‘The Amazing Race 14 & 18′, she co-hosts a show on Sirius/XM Fantasy Sports Radio and is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Vice [PICTURES]
Meet Vice, a SuicideGirl who just realized she lost her virginity, is a total stoner and hates strawberry milk. Let’s hope she finds her virginity soon. It’s always the last place you leave it.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Gallows [PICTURES]
Meet Gallows, a SuicideGirl who considers herself a “bleeding-heart Liberal,” enjoys eating late with friends and loves the smell of honeysuckle.
Arianny Celeste — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
If you want to be a successful model, you’ve got to start at an early age. Take former UFC Octagon girl Arianny Celeste as an example.
The MTV EMAs Had Some Lovely Ladies — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
The 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) were held in Belfast this past Sunday and the event was hosted by Selena Gomez. Gomez wasn’t the only beauty in attendance, as this morning eyegasm gallery will prove.
Janina Gavankar — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Janina Gavankar is known for her breakout role as Papi on ‘The L Word’ and is currently plays Luna Garza on the HBO series ‘True Blood.’
Finally a Reason to Never Get Out of Bed
The older a guy gets, the fewer excuses he has for spending the entire day in bed. Men need a valid reason to stay lounged in the vertical position for 24 hours.