Chris Illuminati
Young Women Wearing ‘Old Lady’ Glasses — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Fashion is cyclical. Old lady glasses never really went out of style though, especially with, well old ladies. It seems more young women are choosing to wear specs that look like they were found in Grandma’s desk drawer next to her original pay stubs and Werther’s Originals...
SuicideGirl of the Day — Alle [PICTURES]
Meet Alle, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity in an interesting way, loves to hear dirty talk and loves to drink Russian vodka.
Ellen Fate — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ellen Fate is a 23-year-old model from Iowa City that has been in several magazines, websites and in print ads. She loves running outdoors, laying out in the sun, reading juicy gossip magazines, and of course, doing photo shoots.
Aubrey Plaza – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Aubrey Plaza is an actress and comedian that has been performing improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater since 2004, She is probably most recognized as April Ludgate from ‘Parks and Recreation.’
Jaime Edmondson in College Football Gear — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
In 1957, Playboy magazine started the Playboy Pigskin Preview, an annual feature that predicts the best teams and players for each coming college football season.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Mendacia [PICTURES]
Meet Mendacia, a SuicideGirl from Italy that loves kisses on her neck, pro-weed movies and hates Mondays.
Emily Addison — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Emily Addison is a Penthouse Pet, a Twisty’s ‘Treat of the Year,’ self-proclaimed “sex kitten and babe extraordinaire” and one incredible looking woman.
SuicideGirls of the Day — Glitch and Pilot [PICTURES]
Meet Glitch and Pilot, two SuicideGirls that like to get affectionate. Glitch gets hot when she sees brains and blood and Pilot hates casseroles as much as she hates mosquitos.
Sam Cooke – Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Sam Cooke, not to be confused with the legendary singer of the same name, is an English glamour model and professional DJ who has appeared in numerous British magazines including FHM, Maxim, Loaded and Zoo.
Madalina Ghenea — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Madalina Ghenea is an Italian model and the newest fling for Leonardo DiCaprio. Rumor has it that Madalina was expelled from her high school for posing in her underwear for a photoshoot at the age of sixteen.
Karina Smirnoff — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Karina Smirnoff, professional ballroom dancer and thirteen time participant on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ is our crush today for finally getting off the snide and winning the mirror ball trophy this season with her partner J.R. Martinez.
Jessica Hinton – Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica Hinton is a model and actress that broke into the business at the age of sixteen. In 2010 Jessica became the face of the Palms ad campaign and does ringside interviews during Showtime PPV boxing events.