People keep asking me if I've seen this video of Ashton Kutcher at the Teen Choice Awards.  Uh, what? Right!  So I Five Finger Death Punch them in the throat! Ok, maybe I don't actually ffdp them in the throat but I do look at them as if they are crazy. CAUTION, LITTLE GIRLS SCREAMING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.

Finally, my wife was able to convince me to watch this on HER iPad.  Hey, it's a good "pump you up" speech.  I digress.