Texts From Last Night

“New Years Resolution: More Sex, Less Car Punching, More Chipotle” — How Will Your New Years Eve Texts Read?
“New Years Resolution: More Sex, Less Car Punching, More Chipotle” — How Will Your New Years Eve Texts Read?
“New Years Resolution: More Sex, Less Car Punching, More Chipotle” — How Will Your New Years Eve Texts Read?
"Nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle." As New Years Eve begins, so do the random and funny drunken text messages. The alcohol in our systems, plus the protection of the text message freedom to say whatever you want, makes for some interesting reads. What will your New Years Eve texts say?