chuck norris

Honorary Texan
Honorary Texan
Honorary Texan
In the middle of working on somewhat controversial items like imposing a sales tax on e-commerce & allowing EMS first responders to carry guns on calls, the Texas State Senate recently came to a bi-partisan consensus:  Chuck Norris should be officially declared an honorary Texan!
Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in ‘The Expendables 2′
Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in ‘The Expendables 2′
Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in ‘The Expendables 2′
While ‘The Expendables’ arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren’t in the cast. It looks like the film’s writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for ‘The Expendables 2,’ and
Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving
Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving
Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving
If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy! Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese pe