I am about to ruffle everyone's feathers but the sale of Whataburger is not what you think it is. To every person freaking out about it, just stop. Nothing will change and you'll still be eating there two years from now.
So you rob a dude on the street. Not cool, man. You get hungry and order some food to be delivered. Ok, we all gotta eat. You use the stolen phone to order said food and are caught. Yeah, you're a special kind of stupid.
I went to the city that has earned the title of The Best Drinking City in America on a couple of spring breaks while I was in college. It's all kind of fuzzy, but I do recall some pretty good cosmos there. See if you agree that this city deserves to be the best for drinks.