There are many things a woman can to do a man. Keying his car, calling and hanging up, or just having his ass kicked by a hired thug. Catherine Kieu Becker decided it would be better to drug her husband, tie him up, then take a stroll into the kitchen to see if her shiny kitchen knife will cut through anything -- she did know she wasn't cutting a sushi roll right? -- More disturbing news after the jump.

According to Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale, Becker drugged her husbands food, causing him to pass out on their bed. While unconscious, Becker tied the helpless man to the bed and he woke up just in time to see her pull his pants down and cut his Wee Willy Winky off with a 10 inch kitchen knife.

But it doesn't end there. Instead of letting him keep it, she throws it into the disposal and fires that Kenmore up. No John Bobbit fame for him. Is this woman insane? Come on women. I understand you get mad but between Becker and Lorena Bobbit, I would much rather have Carrie Underwood destroy my truck.

There are a lot of charges pending. Becker could be facing aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon and administering a drug with intent to commit a felony. Will she plead insanity? She is obviously crazy. That is wrong woman. That's like pulling the wings off flies, neither one of us could fly without it. So guess what she finally told the police..."He Deserved It."