stupid things people do

Did this crazy Swedish man really jump over a Lamborghini Gallardo barreling right for him? Check it out and tell us if you think it’s real, fake or an illusion caused by the camera angle.

Japanese toilet manufacturer TOTO may be sitting on a goldmine in the form of a poop-powered motorcycle. Named the Toilet Bike Neo, the vehicle runs on human excrement that is deposited into an on-bike toilet. The moving port-o-potty communicates to the rider in Japanese using LED lights, plays music, and even talks.

This fellow fell asleep on the job. As you can see (and hear) in the video below, his punishment was being awaken by a coworker’s blood-curdling yell. Pretty sure that move isn’t in the employee handbook.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That expression means that cooking will win a man’s affection. It doesn’t mean slip love notes into his food. Especially if he is a teen you’re accused of sexually assaulting.

A New York man was willing to go to incredible lengths just to kill his ex-girlfriend. For his murder plot to work all he had to do was kill, skin and wear the skin of a bear. ABC News has all the “grizzly” details. Clyde Gardner’s girlfriend had tossed him on the street again. He wanted revenge so he planned to “wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her, leaving no tra

A Chinese man thought baking a $800 necklace into a small cake and then presenting it to his girlfriend would be perfect mix of romance and humor. Unfortunately, Xaio Li’s plan backfired when his apparently very hungry honey ate the cake in one bite.

Ranch dressing is the ultimate American condiment. So it’s about time someone combined it with another great tradition: eating contests. The guys in this video really have a taste for the stuff — and some strong stomachs.

Here’s a little pro tip for those of you planning on holding up a convenience store: make sure a cop isn’t standing right behind you. Otherwise you’ll look like an idiot like the criminal in this video.

A 46-year-old UK man took a Call Of Duty: Black Ops loss to a 13-year-old boy a little too personally: he found and choked the teen. The Mirror explains how a little online gloating led to a real life attack.

A man’s attempt to cross an elaborate — but benign-looking — fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below.

We’re not sure why comedian Noel Wells decided to cover herself in ketchup and other condiments while lip syncing along to Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ for this bizarre YouTube video. People do crazy things for Internet fame.

Loch Ness. Big Foot. A thin Kirstie Alley. All myths with no concrete proof of their existence. Time to take a name off the list of things that people aren’t sure exist: The Uniboob. Oh it’s real and The Today Show has the story. Every cringe-worthy detail.