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Drunk Driver Dressed As The Joker Takes Hilarious Booking Photo [PHOTO]

Dennis Lalime is going to have a tough time showing his (unmade-up face) around town.

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Woman Who Was Robbed Finds Thief’s Phone and Rats Him Out to His Mother

Perhaps the only thing worse than getting in trouble with the law is getting in trouble with your parents.

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April Fools
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Criminal Runs Through Glass Door [VIDEO]

Criminals are funny sometimes, because in the heat of the moment they can become disoriented when fleeing the scene don't really realize where an exit is!

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Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

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Charles Ross
Manatee County Sheriff's Office
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YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up.

Way up.

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Clerk Foils Robbery by Being on the Phone

The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His conversation was so engrossing that he didn't even care that she had a gun.

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William Warby, Flickr
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Man Steals Ex’s Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations
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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations from Neighbors

Sure, the holiday season can be a bit of a hassle sometimes, but we've never actually tried to ruin Christmas. This Texas man, however, fully embraced his Grinchy nature and was caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from his neighbors.

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Santa Claus
Ian MacAlpine, QMI Agency Files
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Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

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Cristian Villareal-Castillo
Washington County Sheriff's Deputies
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World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door.

All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he fell asleep.

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Sausage Attack — Man Robs Guy on Bike With Pork Goodness

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