Senior Citizens Battle College Students for Ultimate Drinking Supremacy
Drinking heavily is like riding a bicycle. Once you learn to do it, the skill never goes away.
In this really important social experiment, a team of college seniors square off against a team of seniors in a trio of drinking games to determine who is better when it comes to guzzling alcohol.
You'd think the youngsters would have the advantage because they're spry, carefree and haven't had enough time to erode their livers. Then again, the old men have years of experience and kegs under their belts. They know their way around a pitcher.
This is a brilliant idea. Instead of The Hunger Games, we should hold a nationwide Thirsty Games contest to determine exactly who can hold their liquor the best. You think ratings for the NFL are high? You ain't seen nothin' yet.