Today we give thanks for the epic battle between mammaries known as The Rack Attack! Two challengers (well, 4 technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction. The only real winner is you, as you get to choose the victor between these two TIT-ans.

  • Samantha "The Shelf" Rogers

    Last week's winner is going to be tough to beat. Samantha "The Shelf" Rogers has a perky rack suitable for holding nearly anything. A beer can, ash tray, coffee cup, or even a cordless drill are no match for 'The Shelf."

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  • Dana "Pinky" Matthews

    Dana "Pinky" Matthews is definitely pretty in pink. Looks like perfect motorboat material!

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