You just thought that parking lot attendants from Ferris Bueller's Day Off were A-holes. You know, the guys who took Cameron's dad's convertible on a joy ride and put all those miles on it? This parking lot crew has nothing on those dudes -- and to top it all off -- they are chicks!

Actually, two women and one man are charged with stealing $400,000 in parking fees from a Smithsonian parking lot in Alexandria, Va. The charges state that the three employees apparently unplugged a device that counted the vehicles entering the parking lot and then proceeded to five finger discount the $15 parking fee!