The Guinness world record for fist-pumping may be owned by an Ohio man, who also created the category. 34-year-old James Peterson, (not the man pictured above), fist-pumped for 16 hours straight, beginning at 11am last Friday and ending at 3am on Saturday.

The unemployed (shocker) Peterson kept his fist tight with super-glue.

“I have set the qualifications for this record and every minute that I do this is a new record.  My fist is super-glued together to ensure I maintain perfect fist formation,” Peterson said, adding, “I did this on St. Patrick’s Day but it was not documented.”

Must be nice to have that kind of time.  And I am surprised to learn that he was from Ohio...and not Jersey!