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New iPhone App Helps You Pick the Right Condom Size [POLL]

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There are thousands of apps for the iPhone. Some are for fun, some are full of knowledge, and some are just plain crazy. This new app sold through iTunes is one of those crazy apps. But, it could be the perfect thing to help you in the bedroom. 

The widespread use of apps has brought upon a joke, “There’s an app for that.” This can be said to answer almost any request or question.

I don’t know where the nearest diner is.
There’s an app for that.

I want to know who that guy that sings that song is.
There’s an app for that.

In a world that an app can solve any problem, it isn’t too surprising that there is one that can help you in the sack.

‘Condom Size’ is this new app that will help men everywhere figure out that last step before the windows fog up. If the name does not make it clear to you what this app does, I’ll spell it out for you.

Through a series of questions of measurements, this little helper will guide men towards the correct protection needed for them. The Huffington Post said it so perfectly,

“Siri, do I need a Magnum? That’s a question that your iPhone can now answer for you, thanks to a new prophylactic suggestion and safe-sex education app called Condom Size. Condom Size’s main function is getting an accurate measurement of both the length and girth of the male genitalia in order to identify the best condom for that man. In order to get that measurement, the app asks the man to hold his erect member up against the edge of the iPhone and use the inch or centimeter markings to obtain an accurate lengthwise appraisal.”

After all of the measuring is done, you will be informed of the proper condom suited for you and also your ‘World Ranking.’

This may become every man’s new best friend. Just out of curiosity, answer me this guys.

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