They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, this guy felt hot was the better way to go.

A man in Arvada, Colo., burned down his ex-wife's house and then spray-painted "My wife is a cheater" on it for good measure. No one was hurt in the blaze.

Amazingly, the man, 31, appears to have a clean record.

And if he thinks he got cleaned out in the divorce, just wait until his legal bills start piling up for this act of arson.

On the positive side, if he wants to win his wife back, he can honestly tell her he's changed, since, you know, he's now a felon.