Authorities in Indiana say a man got so angry when he was arrested for stealing a car that he threatened to eat the police officers who arrested him. To add insult to injury, he also added that he would eat their families and even their dogs!

Paul Brock, 39, not only threatened the police officers themselves, but he also kicked a police dog in the head twice. Brock reportedly stole a car outside a gas station, which the attendant was allowing to run to heat up before her shift ended.

Brock's alcohol level was three times the legal limit at the time of his arrest. He is charged with auto theft, auto theft with a prior conviction and intimidation  (all felonies) as well as misdemeanor charges of resisting law enforcement, striking a law enforcement animal, and two DUI-related counts.

A real winner here!