That’s just great, you finally find the perfect illegal gun and you shoot yourself in the huevos. Well, at least he knows with the utmost certainty that this particularly illegally purchased gun, that he’d hope to re-sell (of course illegally) functions properly.

So here’s what happened, Tavares Donnell Colbert purchased a gun, illegally in Kansas. Then on his way to re-sell it in “a convenience store parking lot near SE 44 and Shields Boulevard (in Oklahoma City)” pulled over to ensure it worked — when he shot his own crotch.

Next time I suggest going without the in-car functions check.

It may be crazy to think, but this wasn’t actually Colbert’s first run-in with the law. He is a convicted felon including a 2003 charge for possession of a controlled and dangerous substance with intent to distribute, according to police.