‘Shoenice22′ is a YouTube star who consumes strange products, like a bottle of sunscreen, or normal products in a strange manner, like a dozen raw eggs and shells. In his latest video, ShoeNice drinks a bottle of vodka in 15 seconds. Watch (and don’t try this at home or ever):

Is this Absolut BS?

Well, as you can see, ShoeNice attempts to show that he has a sealed Absolut bottle before he chugs it like Lindsay Lohan before a casting call. Obviously, the ‘vodka’ could be water or another clear liquid, and ShoeNice may have used a previous shrink-wrapped seal which he carefully placed to make it seem like he drinks a bottle of vodka in 15 seconds. Or maybe…

Wait. Did you listen to ShoeNice speak? Do you want to give him that much intellectual cred? He’s pretty much like the kid who used to eat paste in art class in elementary school, only he’s still eating paste AND motor oil, lit cigarettes and more as an ‘adult.’

So he drinks a bottle of vodka in 15 seconds. Just be glad he’s not driving your cab, bus or cruise ship.