Man Busted for Having Sex With a Couch — on the Side of the Road
Well, I'm cashed in on this one today, but I had to bring it to your attention.Gerard Streator from Wisconsin has been caught having his way with a couch that was left on side of the road.
An off-duty cop was taking a evening jog and spotted the guy thrusting this couch. Officer Edwards said "a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.”
Except there wasn't anyone else with him.
Edwards said Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”
The guy fled the area when confronted but was found the next day at the hotel he worked at.