Wow, the stories about weirdos keep surfacing. And this one has one-upped some of the other ones that you have herd about lately.It seems Lester Salazar from Albuquerque, N.M., and owner of the local mortuary is accused of hitting and beating his wife along with chasing down the Sheriff's officers. He smashed into a cop car and another vehicle, police reported.

This follows him being accused of running down the street buck-naked with a telephone cord wrapped around his .... um, man parts ...  just a few months ago.

As expected, the report stated that he was drunk.

The whole story here.