Photographer Terry Richardson is known for getting young actresses and models to do very sexy things in front of the camera. Kate Upton is known for doing very sexy things for the camera on her own. When the two got together for an episode of Terry TV, we expected something very steamy. We = not disappointed. Still, we weren’t quite prepared for transpired. This video is only a minute long, but we recommend blocking off at least an hour of your day so you can watch it properly.

The “Cat Daddy” is a dance created The Rej3ctz. It’s meant to be an add-on to the “Teach Me How To Dougie” dance.

Since Upton is the most famous Dougie dancer this side of Wolf Blitzer, it would seem appropriate that she would demonstrate it. And then demonstrate it again in slow motion.

We can’t feel our face.